Thursday, May 13, 2010

Balls Up!

Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them. ~Jimmy DeMaret

Never have more true words been spoken. Hello, and welcome to my latest round of babblings, entitled: Balls Up. It's a REAL WORLD guide to golf Etiquette. Not that "place ball two club lengths not nearest the hole" crap. Real world rules for those of us that aren't in the PGA.

Warning: If you take Golf seriously, don't read ANY further. Seriously, if you're the guy that throws grass up in the air to see which way the wind's blowing, and doesn't like people walking in "YOUR LINE",just go back top whatever you were doing. I honestly appreciate you stopping by, and be sure to check out all the other crap I blog about.

Anyway, golf is such an amazing hobby of mine. All though I haven't been playing much lately, it is truly my favorite hobby......... and I SUCK!! I'm horrible at golf, but I have so much fun, and I ALWAYS laugh my ass off, and usually come home with a decent buzz and a few new stories to tell.

And that's what this series of blogs will be about: How to act on a golf course. I'll be covering all sorts of crap, from playing with people you don't know, to trash talking (yes golf has it's own set of trash talk), to flirting with the beer girl without coming off creepy. And all sorts of other shit. It's all here for the taking.

And......... as an added bonus, I'll have plenty of real life stories peppered in there for your enjoyment. Like the time me and my buddy rolled a gol......... I think I'll save that one for later.

Anyway, stay tuned for the first episode coming soon!!!!!!!!!

Comments and suggestions are welcome as always!!!!



  1. Having played golf with you, I'm looking forward to your thoughts on this topic brudda...


  2. Oh JWC, you shouldn't have stopped with the time you and your buddy rolled a gol......That one is forever a classic and must be told soon!

  3. Ha ha, all in good time.................